Chris Calls It Quits

Funny man Chris Rock is filling for divorce from his wife of nearly 10 years, Malaak Compton-Rock. Married in November of 1996 Rock once told NBC's Stone Phillips that marriage was "beautiful" but added, "If you're a guy, [your individual self] is dead. Get rid of you. Take yourself to the door and wave. Hey, see you later. It sounds horrible. I'm happier than I've ever been now that I've shot myself in the head." Ironically, Rock is currently in post-production for the film "I Think I Love My Wife." Maybe they could have gotten some pointers from the best resource on marriage... that's right, hitchedmag.com