From Terrorism To Marriage

A recent trip to Ohio had President George W. Bush talking about marriage rather than his objective--terrorism. Maybe he had nothing good to say, but we'll let the political types rustle with that one. Anyway, back to what we do best... marriage. Bush said, "A good marriage is really good after serving together in Washington, D.C." and that "the best thing about my family is my wife. She is a great first lady. I know that sounds not very objective, but that's how I feel. And she's also patient. Putting up with me requires a lot of patience." Careful Mr. President, you're treading on thin ice with that "objective" call, but I'm sure she'll give you a pardon.